"I'm like so much better than you!"I know what your thinking, this doesn't seem right, how can Paris be a winner? Well because honestly that's the only word that comes to mind. How many other fashion designers/ actress/ models/ published author/ musicians/ porn stars/ video game developers can you think of?
My point exactly.
Now you might be saying
"But West I could do all of that stuff! Doesn't mean its good!"
Yeah well I'm sorry man because she actually has a decent track record. Allmusic.com gave her album a 4.5 out of 5 stars. Ever seen the movie "Repo! The Genetic Opera"? She had a lead role in that and that film got a 74% on rotten tomatoes. And if that's not enough not only does she have 2 published books but she also has a quote in the Oxford Dictionary Of Quotations, no joke.
Lets add this stuff up here real fast.
Paris has:
150'sh articles of clothing in her fashion line.
12 different fragrances in her perfume line.
4 hair products in her hair product line.
87 watches in her watch line.
2 nightclubs.
5 seasons of her own reality show.
1 CD.
2 published books.
1 trademarked phrase.
she also has has a pet line of clothes, a jewelry line, a footwear line, a sunglasses line, a line of swim wear line, a line of nail polish and lingerie..But there's too much to count if you really feel like counting all of it click here.
I still don't completely understand it but, good job Paris.
You Win.
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